my tears have sparkles in them. also fyi i like vagina
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hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

blondeambitious:

@petewentz and I always breaking into your local department store living room set to eat Ben and Jerry’s.” 

conqueringstorm:

goosebxmps:

fuck yo dreams

this is what life is all about

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

theabsintheraven:

jackviolet:

ruthlesswoodcarver:

seems-totally-legit:

theprincessofjohndave:

Coraline (2009)

now take a moment to remember that this is all stop-motion animation

now take another moment to remember this was a movie/animation for kids.

Based on a book written for kids.

Not sure what the big deal about that is? It’s only Americans who seem to think kids can’t handle anything slightly unpleasant, and must have everything sanitized for them. Neil Gaiman is British, he knows that kids are not only very capable of dealing with darkness, but live in a world much darker than adults seem to think or remember kids do.

Children’s stories from everywhere else around the world deal with death, and violence, and morbid, scary things, quite frankly.

I agree

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sacred chant of the homosexual  (via offwithurhead) ←

wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

frankierospanties:

frankierospanties:

guys i’m planting a lemon tree

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it’ll look great next to my tomato plant

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wayofthegerard:

GERARD NO

STOP WITH BANDIT STORIES

THEY’RE TOO ADORABLE

NO

NONONONONONO

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world